because that photoset I just reblogged reminded me
I can use a bullwhip with pretty fair accuracy
I mean I’m not exactly Indiana Jones but you know
as a sidenote, one of my scars is a whiplash-scar from when I was practising one day when I was fourteen - I somehow got it wrapped around my leg, didn’t notice and tried to crack it anyway. Tore my calf open.
that was a fun day
Piercings I used to have -
Piercings I currently have -
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SAD I AM
(I actually swallowed my tongue piercing and intend to get it redone as soon as possible but I HAVE NO MONEY)
((in fact fuck it I want to get most of them redone I HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL))
this is my weird eye-colour that I mentioned yesterday
(if you can ignore the two-day-old eye makeup)
It’s completely fucking grey asides from that peculiar ring of yellow-green around the iris.
Because of this, when I was in primary school someone managed to perpetuate the rumour that I was a werewolf.
yep
I have no tastebuds on the tip of my tongue, in an area about a centimetre in diameter
because when I was a toddler
I licked a radiator
no
no I don’t know why I did it either
I would absolutely love to be a stuntman
I just
I want to spend my life jumping off buildings
getting punched in the face
sword-fighting
horse-riding
just
I JUST WANT TO BE A STUNTMAN OK
I really
really
really
love Meat Loaf
like I don’t think you actually understand
just
I just
when I went to see Walking With Dinosaurs Live
I cried when the meteor hit
no I wasn’t a child I was 19 I mean this happened last year
OH FUCK YOU OK I REALLY GOT ATTACHED TO THE T-REXES
I’ve created original cocktails for a hobby since I was about thirteen
and I also used to be an alcoholic
wow ok that fact got kind of dark pretty quickly there I’m sorry but
hey
I’m a pretty awesome barman
when I was five years old
my school held its annual Harvest Festival at the nearby church
and I projectile-vomited all over the fruit display
and the Virgin Mary
I was never destined to be a Christian
I sort of
really
really
dislike Tim Burton’s latest shit
like the last few years of it
just
oh my god dude
VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE
