something like a beast

i thought naps

were supposed to make you less tired

I

I wake up

seriously it just does it I have literally no control over my hair

it’s ok I think it’s the hair

so yeah the thing about having a phobia of ice

is that every attempt to eat frozen lollies just degenerates into a massive battle of iron will vs pure terror

YOU

SHALL BE

MY QUEST

eta - why are my eyes looking in different directions WHAT THE FUCK

who starts drinking cocktails at 6:45 in the evening

T H I S   M U T H A

i think I have the plague

or like

yeah I’m fairly sure I’ve got leprosy or something

I don’t know it doesn’t help that I’ve had Logan in the headspace all fucking day and he’s making life difficult for me

BRO I AM DYING OF THE BLACK DEATH AND/OR POSSIBLY LEPROSY

go away

in which I don’t want to finish off my cosplay makeup at 2am

so instead I sit here for five minutes looking like an obnoxious gothchild who’s just been crying

and talk about literally nothing

and perhaps I throw chocolate all over my keyboard maybe

Logan-contacts are ~gOoOoOoOo~

god I look fucking weird with brown eyes

uh

right now?

sorry bro right now I’m naked as all fuck

well, you asked

there is absolutely no reason for this photoset

it’s just gratuitous baby photos

fuck you I don’t have to explain myself

CHRIST I’m an ugly child